"Okay, Okay Libya, but I'm telling you you'll hate it."

"Nope - bicycles, guitars, drum-kits, rowing machines, but not a single full size snooker table."

"Last stop Rio! Good thinking Rudie!"

"It's always tough on a kid having his Birthday and Christmas all on the same day."

"Thats right - Father Christmas. Don't tell me you don't celebrate Christmas in these parts."

"Well at least the conception was immaculate!"

"Wierdest thing I ever saw - a pregnant virgin with a frisbee on her head."

"Just this once Rudolph, but next year it's back to normal, ok?"